McMillan amenaza el "culo negro" de Obama

Jimmy McMillan, cartero jubilado, veterano de Vietnam, cinturón negro de karate, y líder del partido Rent Is Too Damn High (Los Alquileres Están Jodidamente Altos) anunció la próxima presentación de su candidatura a la Presidencia. El hombre saltó a la fama este año como candidato freaky a Gobernador de Nueva York. Es un demócrata registrado aunque dice que se registrará como republicano para las presidenciales.

(...) Jimmy McMillan, folk hero, internet sensation, and leader of New York political party "The Rent Is Too Damn High," recently announced he has his sights set on the White House.

After being catapulted to fame following a quirky yet impressive performance in the New York gubernatorial debates this fall, McMillan attained rockstar status, winning more than 40,000 votes in this year's New York governor's race. Now he says he's ready to take on President Barack Obama in the quest for higher office.

"If you don't do your job right, I am coming at you," he said, complaining about the president's bailout of General Motors. "I know Barack Obama is an Internet hog. I know he knows that I am out there. But what he hasn't heard yet is that Jimmy McMillan is running for President of the United States of America."

McMillan urged Obama to call him up on the phone and invite him to serve in the administration. That scenario aside, McMillan said he would register as a Republican to avoid a primary challenge from the president, a man that he called "a good-looking young guy" that he admired.

"I'm coming after his black ass," he said of Obama. (...)